Panty Peeler

Some of you have been waiting for this post for a long time, I know. I want to start by saying that I'm not proud of my actions, but at the same time, I don't really regret them either. With that, on to the stories…

For the several months I have been truly a single man. S and I had the talk and realized that we had two big problems in our relationship- 1) I'm not sure that I want to be married- ever, and 2) She's not sure that she wants to be married to me. With that, we went our separate ways. Well, as separate as I typically do. We still occasionally talk, have gone out to dinner a few times, she even went on my dad's 70th Birthday cruise since it was already booked. NOTHING happened. Since I was a single man, I ended up putting an ad on Match. I know lots of people who had success there and I figured what the hell.

So I end up meeting a girl for dinner and we had an OK time. She was very socially awkward. By that I mean she couldn't make eye contact when she was talking. She would look everywhere but to the person she was speaking to. That was a bit of a red flag. We met again with plans to go to a restaurant by my apartment and that's when the view took over. We did go to dinner, and went back to my place and well as The Lady in Red calls it, the panty peeler effect took over. We started fooling around a bit before calling it a night.

A few weeks later we met again for dinner, both saying we're not really looking for anything serious, just two people going out to dinner. I met her at the restaurant and she was dressed in such a way to accentuate her breasts. After dinner, we went back to my place to watch TV. We watched something off the DVR and she excuses herself to the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later with her hair down, wearing a sheer teddy, panties and boots. It was an incredible outfit. I know what you're thinking- this is right out of penthouse forum. I've experienced some crazy things in my life as you know, but I really didn't see this coming from the shy, barely able to hold eye contact girl. Needless to say, we started fooling around and ended up in the bedroom. We fell asleep together, but she ended up leaving around 4am. I never felt so cheap and used. Oh wait, yes, I did- once in college. We had a good time and never talked about her changing act there. We still occasionally text, and we've met for lunch once since then, but with my schedule that's really all the time I've had available. We briefly talked and she understood my schedule and now doesn't think that she can handle it.

Through the magic of Facebook, people can reconnect with anyone. The person who used to steal your lunch money in first grade, The guy who you used to beat up in 6th grade, the first girl who broke your heart. You can also reconnect with people you were acquaintances with over the year, and perhaps learn more about them. The second story is about one of those people.

I'm alone a lot. Whether it be at night time in a hotel room, or when I'm home generally speaking I'm alone. I'll sit there and go through Facebook when I'm bored and read people's statuses, and occasionally comment. That's how it all started with M. She made a comment wondering how she got to where she is in her life. I've wondered that same thing many times. I definitely took a non-traditional path to my career and made sacrifices along the way. I'm not as close to my friends as I used to be. I always used to be the guy who kept in touch with people. As we've all grown up, I've fallen out of touch. It's not that we're not still friends, it's just we're all in different places in our lives. My life choices have cost me at least 3 relationships, mainly because I have put my job ahead of my personal life. At this point, I have very few close friends. If I was to get married, I don't know who I would pick to be my best man, let alone be my groomsmen. Enough with the pity party and on to the story-

After a few comments on Facebook, we decide what the hell, lets meet for dinner. We did and we both had a good time. We weren't really friends in high school, just acquaintances like I said. She asked if I was always this cool in HS, etc. We end up meeting the next time up by me and are talking and walking and the panty peeler took effect. We ended up kissing at the end of the pier where my apartment is, and headed up to my apartment where merriment followed. We have hooked up a few times, having a friends with benefits situation that I seem to fall into from time to time. She was out with another friend from HS at one point and mentioned that she and I had been fooling around and told her that I was amazing in bed and particularly in giving oral sex. Apparently that friend responded- I always thought that he was cute and wondered what he'd be like in bed. I didn't realize girls did that.

I never believed the panty peeler theory that The Lady in Red was espousing, but now I have no choice but to believe in it. She wonders why I'm not having sex every night that I'm home because of the view. I really don't think of my self as a guy who could do that, and I'm not Barney Stinson, So I'm not taking that as a challenge. I've been thinking long and hard about my living situation and may end up giving up my apartment for a little while during NASCAR. More on that later.