Severe Injury or Even Death May Occur....

You know that little sticker they put on golf carts? Well apparently I'm the idiot that they put that sticker on for.


That's my right knee all bandaged up. Apparently I tore my meniscus and potentially my MCL this past week. Additionally, I sprained my elbow. While moving a golf cart out of the way, the accelerator stuck and led me to crash directly into the side of one of the trucks I work on. After spending 5 hours in the hospital on Thanksgiving night, I got to fly home from Dallas like that. Did I mention I was using a crutch as well?

Decorating Rules-

I have issues with the way that people decorate, and with people decorating too early. When living with C, I actually had to come up with a schedule of when she could start decorating for the different holidays. After seeing Target decorated for Christmas before Halloween, I thought I'd share these with the masses.

Fall Harvest-

Not before labor day



Halloween-

Not before Kathie’s birthday



Thanksgiving-

Not before the day that Halloween is commonly celebrated



Christmas-



Not before Thanksgiving. Trees may go up on Dec. 1st



New Years-

Preferable not until Christmas, BUT Dec. 15th is allowed



Valentines Day-

February 7th



St. Patrick’s Day-



February 15th



Easter/Spring harvest-



One month before



Memorial Day-



May 10th



July 4th-



June 20th